Instantly stupid
The joke takes one second to understand. That is approximately the full attention span of crypto Twitter.
THE ORIGINAL COCK WITH A TAIL
$COCKTAIL
A martini-powered rooster built for good vibes, bad decisions and completely unnecessary levels of confidence.
CONTRACT
PASTE-CONTRACT-ADDRESS-HERE
ZERO UTILITY
MAX VIBES
WHAT IS $COCKTAIL?
A cock.
A cock.
With a tail.
That’s it.
Born to meme
Beach. Charts. Yacht. Club. Wherever degeneracy exists, Cocktail belongs there.
Community first
No fake promises. No galaxy-brain utility. Just a flock making memes and causing tasteful chaos.
A DAY IN THE LIFE
He drinks.
He drinks.
He trades.
He does not elaborate.
Cocktail wakes up late, checks one green candle, declares himself a financial genius and disappears onto a yacht.
0%Common sense
100%Tail energy
∞Martinis
HOW TO JOIN THE FLOCK
Three steps. No thinking.
Get a wallet
Download a compatible wallet and fund it with the chain’s native token.
Paste the CA
Use the official contract address shown on this site. Ignore reply-guy impostors.
Grab $COCKTAIL
Swap, join the community and start posting irresponsibly good memes.
